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quite a title

jessicamelling — Tue, 10 May 2011 07:00:50 +0000

Reminiscing about Peter’s old car, we realized that he bought it from Reed Reckles and sold it to Bob Schneckles.

Unfortunately, those details were not quite accurate. The names were Reckle & Shenkle*, which, while not quite as wonderful, would still make for a pretty good law firm.

*Spellings were changed to protect the innocent.

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i dig the digest

jessicamelling — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 01:46:12 +0000

Peter: You need to start blogging again. People appreciate your brand of humor. That’s why Reader’s Digest is so big.

I consider that a high compliment. A longtime dream of mine has been to get a joke published in that fine publication.

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talon show

jessicamelling — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 02:40:58 +0000

A friend was telling us about how her housemate boils chicken feet to make the most delicious chicken stock.

Peter observed, “She must be very talon-ted.”

whisker away

jessicamelling — Sun, 28 Nov 2010 22:32:54 +0000

Jess: How’s your beard coming in?

Pete: It’s going okay. What do you think?

Jess: It’s growing on you, not on me.

by proxy

jessicamelling — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 05:05:52 +0000

If someone is a fool for you, are they your proxymoron?