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giving to the fund

jessicamelling — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 15:44:49 +0000

An ongoing joke at Bethlehem strikes again:

prayer sport

jessicamelling — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 14:38:57 +0000

During services at our church, people can write down requests so that the staff can pray for them during the week. Prayer requests from kids are the best.

My personal favorite said, “Please pray for my family. We are raising sport to be missionaries.”

Other highlights:

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four times a courtesy

jessicamelling — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 15:43:47 +0000

Calling to inform us about a sale at her business, the woman identified her four attempts as “courtesy calls.”

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trying out

jessicamelling — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 12:45:20 +0000

Commenting on my growing belly…

Pastor Sam: Are you trying out for the basketball team?

Me: Yes, I want to be like Moses’ mom. She made a basket.

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paper cut

jessicamelling — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 20:50:59 +0000

Seeing my blood smeared on a page destined for someone else’s inbox, I figured that I should probably handle this one myself.