daylight savings
October 29, 2009
Dear Staff,
Since many of you are suffering from a shortage of time, perhaps you would be interested in a free gift of ONE (1) HOUR**, brought to you exclusively by Daylight Savings, Inc. To take advantage of this limited time offer, just set your clocks back one hour before going to bed on Saturday, October 31st. If you forget to redeem this unbelievable offer, you’ll arrive at church an hour early on Sunday.
Sincerely,
Jessica Mellling
**Offer not valid in Arizona (with the exception of the Navajo Nation), Hawaii, Puerto Rico, Virgin Islands, Guam, or American Samoa. One (1) Hour must be returned to Daylight Saving, Inc on March 14, 2010.
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I wish I worked w/ you so I could enjoy your humor in larger doses! Thanks for a good laugh, as usual!